Like Comment Shame & Stalk
Have you ever fallen into the dark abyss of social media? Of course you have, you're only human. But did you realize that you're willingly giving away pieces of yourself with every like, comment, and share? And don't even get us started on the shadowy algorithms that dictate what you see and hear.
But hey, don't let that stop you from spending countless hours scrolling through feeds, stalking your exes, and arguing with strangers. Who needs real-life human interaction when you have the warm glow of a screen and the eerie feeling of being watched by big tech corporations?
Our "Like Comment Shame & Stalk" t-shirt serves as a warning to those who dare to venture into the digital underworld. Wear it as a reminder to log off, unplug, and maybe even go outside for a change. Or, you know, keep scrolling and see where the rabbit hole takes you. We won't judge.
Hit like & Share @optimist.collective , ok?
Shipping: Your Optimist Collective package should arrive in around 7 business days—patience makes the planet happy.
• 100% organic ring-spun cotton, 5.3 oz/yd² (180 g/m²) if you're into fabric weights.
Heads up! Sizes run smaller for US customers, so order a size up for the perfect fit. There's a size chart too just in case.
PETA-approved vegan, FairWear certified, organic cotton, and sustainably printed—this isn’t just a t-shirt; it’s a little revolution you can wear. High-quality, ridiculously comfy, and a friend to the planet.
Each t-shirt is made just for you, on-demand to avoid wasteful overproduction. So, cheers to you for shopping mindfully and supporting a smarter, greener way of doing things! 🌍